Well it's been an adventure and I don't have much time for blog entrys so if you want to see better news coverage you should definitely visit Chris Barnecut's blog at thelongestfriday.com

He took the pictures that I have posted and he definitely tells a better story. 

Leaving Alice Springs...

After roughing it around central and south america it is really easy going luxury to be back in the developed world with no significant language barriers.....

I am taking time off to go home for the summer.  The Moto is stored at DakarMotos.com in Buenos Aires and will be well taken care of until my return on 24 October.  Argentina was rushed so I will attempt to cover more territory upon my return.  Maybe even Tierra del Fuego.

Australia is scheduled for December 2009 until March 2010.  Check back and we will hopefully have some new video loaded over the next few weeks.

Be safe

Capt ADV/FloorMan

Distance since departure - 20,529 km
Distance travelled today - 210 km
Stayed - Chile Border Town Special
Weather - minus 4 - 18 degrees C

Trip Report 5 June - Camala to Copiapo, Chile

 Distance since departure - 21,308 km
Distance travelled today - 776 km
Stayed - Chile Border Town Special
Weather - minus 4 - 18 degrees C

Trip Report 6 June - Copiapo to La Serena, Chile

Distance since departure - 21,665 km
Distance travelled today - 357 km
Weather - 10 - 18 degrees C

KTM dealer visit.  Quick fixes to turn signal that popped off and stripped fork tube air release screw much appreciated.  With all the banging on offroad and train tracks, I am amazed there have not been more problems.

Trip Report 7 June - La Serena to Villaparaiso, Chile

Distance since departure - 22,137 km
Distance travelled today - 473 km
Stayed - Best Western in Villa de Laguna ($100 per night)
Weather - 10 - 22 degrees C

 Distance since departure - 19,556 km
Distance travelled today - 317 km
Stayed - Chile Border Town Special
Weather - minus 4 - 18 degrees C

Distance since departure - 20,002 km
Distance travelled today - 465 km
Stayed - Road Block Hostal - 15 Bolivianos
Weather - 4 - 18 degrees C

Trip Report 29 May - Cusco to Puno, Peru

Distance since departure - 19,248 km
Distance travelled today - 402 km
Stayed - Puno Hostal Margarita (25 Soles)
Weather - 16 - 24 degrees C

Not much to report except cruising the Altiplano cuts power way back on the KTM.  It loves cool sea level air with high octane gas and it will be a while until it sees that again.

Puno is a real tourist draw and we witnessed in horror a cultural show when dining on pizza tonight.  After 4 actors changed costume 5 times, it was time to go. 

The real entertainment was a table of 6 tourists who each videotaped the whole production from start to finish.  Their was one guy that was making a movie and taking still shots at the same time!  Now that's dexterity with a video cam in one hand and a camera in the other.  I can only imagine who he might torture with this shlock once he gets home and has the neighbours over to review his holiday in its entirety.

Stayed - Adventure Brew Hostal ($7.50 with breakfast)
Weather - 14 - 22 degrees C

Just kicking around La Paz trying to get over a cold and waiting for my wingmen to find new rear tires for their KLRs.  They are out tire shopping while I catch up on internet work and attempt to play online poker from the rooftop bar of the Brew Hostal. The bar is the only place the WiFi works and yesterdays $420 win in a $5-$10 limit game should cover expenses for Bolivia. Gas prices are way down from Peru but I have not yet figured out the conversion rate to Bolivianos.

I think you can live reasonably well down here on $20 a day plus gas money.  Andrew and Milan are on a tight budget and were stung with a $135 entry fee because of their US passports.  Canadians are treated royally and welcomed in at no charge.

After the immigration fee, Andrew and Milan went into extreme cost cutting measures.  They are roadkill specialists that will eat from any street vendor they come across.  Last night they were stuffing a combo platter of fried weiners and french fries down that cost less than a buck.  I don't mind watching in amusement but it does turn to horror when on a train track trek they broke out the raw weiners and had a feast.

Travel on a budget is one of the real draws down here.  Half of Europe is here and they seem to stretch normal 2 week North American vacation into 6-18 month adventures.  Is nobody working over there?

Trip Report 30 May - Puno, Peru to La Paz, Bolivia

Distance since departure - 19,556 km
Distance travelled today - 308 km
Stayed - Adventure Brew Hostal ($7.50 with breakfast)
Weather - 12 - 22 degrees C

Temperatures are dropping and borders are getting easier to cross.  Lake Titicaca was the scenery today at over 12,000 feet.  We have been cruising at high altitude on the Altaplano for a few days and will probably be at height until we head for the coast of Chile.

The real head turner today was dropping into La Paz.  You are cruising along a high plain with snow capped mountains off in the distance when you start to drop into a valley of humanity that is built in a crack in the earth.  The transition is quite sudden and startling.  It could all be improved with some kind of exhaust standards on their busses and trucks.  These beasts just paint you in soot every time they pass you going the opposite direction.  We try to keep vehicles from passing us going in the same direction to a bare minimum!

Distance since departure - 17,190 km
Distance travelled today - 246 km
Stayed - The Point Lima ( 27 Peruvian Soles)
Weather - 18 - 24 degrees C

Man am I ever pissed off with the Peru Rail organization.  We were repeatedly lied to about schedules.  When we set off walking to Hydroelectric, the train that was not running passed us and later when we caught up, would not let us board.  Aparently the train was for nationals only.  No touristos!

Honesty is a scarce commodity down here.  You only use if you are caught in a lie.

We were told that a train would be leaving for Hydroelectric at 7:30 am.  Milan went to get tickets at 6:00 am.  He was told unequivocally there is no 7:30 train.  We started the 2 hour train track hike.  The same way we came in.  Train goes past us.  Train won't take us.  Train is not going to Hydroelectric. Train is for "nationals" only. I get a little crazy and shout obscenities.  Not sure how many lies we were told but it left a bitter taste of the whole experience that was otherwise a great one.  Oh well...It's an adventure.

Here is a little golf humour from the Friday Open gang to cheer me up...

 A husband asks his wife, "If I should die first would you marry again?

"Of course," was her reply.

"You wouldn't bring him here to our house?"

"Of course, it's a perfectly good home."

"You wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"You wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"

"No, He's left handed!"

Hiking and climbing.  Climbing and hiking.  What happened to my first choice for a URL...Too Lazy to Walk.com?  In spite of some sore muscles, it was truly spectacular.  We do an extra hike up the tallest peak that overlooks Machu Pichu.  All this before 8 am.  It was worth it and my sandals were  mountain goat like.  I go quicker down than I do up.

See the pics.  A picture is worth a thousand words remember.

After 6 hours of adventure we head back to Aguas Calientes.  Problem is upon return there is no train out and we climbed the monster of all peaks that overlooks Machu Pichu so walking out today is not very appealing.  We get a hostel for the night, try to snooze and plan our escape for 7:30 am on the next days train.  Nothing is certain when there are strikers and protesters about.  (This is obvious foreshadowing for problems to come....)

Distance since departure - 17,190 km
Distance travelled today - 246 km
Stayed -  ( 30 Peruvian Soles)
Weather - 18 - 24 degrees C

Great ride in. Mostly wonderful switchback pavement and a pass over 14,100 feet. An hour of exciting offroading as we approach Hydroelectric where we should be catching a train to Aguas Calientes.

No train option because of national strike.   Natives are pissed because the government is giving away their land. 

We walk 3 hours in the dark down the tracks.  Gotta do it.  It's Machu Pichu right?  Beers and pizza on arrival.  We need to get tickets and hostel and be ready to load first bus to Machu Pichu at 5:30 am!!!!  Man, I am tired just thinking about it.

This is the way to do this trip on moto.  Unfortunate about the train though.

Distance since departure - 17,190 km
Distance travelled today - 441 km
Stayed - The Point at Cusco ( 25 Peruvian Soles)
Weather - 18 - 24 degrees C

Short day scheduled today.  And although it is hard to live up to riding in Colombia and Ecuador, Peru has been spectacular away from the coast. The scenery, elevation changes and riding is fantastic in the mountains.

We are 1 mile out of Albancay and driving very slowly as a result of Andrew's latest experience. He did go slippy sliding at 65 mph.  I spoke with Milan to ensure a slow start so Andrew could make sure his moto was completely functional. Maybe I should not have said anything as riding aggressively is sometimes safer than just cruising.

Right before my eyes on a first gear switchback less than a mile out of town, Milan goes for a slide.  It was probably a combination of a cold, square back tire and too much gas on a really greasy switchback.  Nonetheless, that's no way to treat a guy on his birthday.  Milan turns 25 today. 
Happy birthday Milan.  Here's hoping that the day finishes better than it started.
 

Distance since departure - 18,239 km
Distance travelled today - 485 km
Stayed - Hostal Eldorado ( 18 Peruvian Soles or $6)
Weather - 6 - 24 degrees C (occasional hail and sleet at 15,000 feet)

We originally thought we would make Cusco by the end of the day.  The first mileage marker indicated 660 km and we were winding our way thru mountains at about 60 kph.  We were not going to make Cusco.

Andrew barely made Albancay.  He shot thru a drainage culvert that diverts water in rainy season.  It had a couple of inches of water in it but aparently some algae or pond scum had taken hold of the concrete.  He pretended his KLR was a super slider and as I understand from Milan's description slid about 90 feet without harm to self or moto.  His Nalgene bottle, granola bag and one soft bag bore the brunt.  He was back in action but making Cusco was definitely out of the question.

Both Milan and Andrew are travelling on a budget.  They are riding on tires that I would have long ago discarded.  I am hoping they are both ready to splurge on new rubber at the next opportunity.

I had a simnilar incident when I was their age but I was sporting a 69 Volkswagen Beatle on bald tires.  After a hydroplaning incident with a semi 6 feet behind me I decided to live a little and bought some new shoes for the volks.  Money well spent.  I hope you guys are reading this!

Oh and did I mention we had hail at altitude today in the mountains.  So far the heated vest is still at the bottom of one pannier.  The goretex gloves came out, the heated grips were on and the jacket liner was buttoned up tight.  It will grow colder as we head SOUTH. The riding today was amazing.  Non stop twistys with altitude changes up and down to 15,000 feet.  It is breathtakinking..literally.

Trip Report 23 May - Lima to Nazca, Peru

Lima is a big city and it is easy to get lost.  Drivers are nuts.  My bike was at the KTM dealer for a new rear tire.  $190 for rubber and $25 for install and clean.  I should be good for the approaching offroading in Central Peru and Bolivia.  Looking forward to getting away from the big city and the desert coastline. 

Attempted to play poker at the Majestic Casino which is attached to the Marriot.  No luck getting a game.  They had a 4 day tournament going with a $250 K guarantee but I was not wanting to commit to remaining in town until Monday.  It allowed 3 rebuys and an add-on which could get expensive at $1000 per pop.  I was hoping for a cash game but all 9 tables were taken with tourney action and after a 2 hour wait I returned to my hostel, no richer but no poorer except for the sushi I had while waiting for the game that never was at the Marriot.

I expect a tough slog ride tomorrow with things improving and getting interesting as we approach Machu Pichu in a few days.  Other travellers at the hostel just loved the area so I expect it should be fun. 

Distance since departure - 17,190 km
Distance travelled today - 441 km
Stayed - The Point Lima ( 25 Peruvian Soles)
Weather - mist or smog, it is hard to tell

Now Huaraz is really trek central.  Gear stores and Adventure outlets abound but laundry was the priority.  The mildew smell (remember rain day) permeating from the rafting bag was starting to offend anyone within a 3 meter radius.  After laundry drop off it was time for some ceviche.  Raw fish in the mountains?  The coast is not that far and ceviche is a specialty.  It was great.  Not sure why Victoria does not have these specialty shops with their access to fresh seafood.  I think it could be big. 

We wandered and ate until our laundry was ready and then agreed to an early departure for Lima.

It was a significant ride to Lima but grows boring after leaving the mountains and getting back into the desert.  Lima drivers are among the most agressive on the planet.  Road rage is the plate du jour and we see several bullfighters taunting each other in their trucks and econo cars.  It was not a pretty sight. They give motos no respect.  I gave one the finger.

We eventually gave up to finding our hostel without aid and followed a cab driver the last 15 minutes.  It was good to get parked for the day.  After a burger, a few beers and some Bolivia travel tips from a couple of KLR pilots at the hostel, it was time for bed.  We got a dormitory style room with 5 bunks.  After midnight a moron turned on all the lights, was talking to himself and was in a panic searching for his missing socks. The guy was completely oblivious that 3 people were trying to sleep.  I eventually inquired... are you drunk or retarded?  It's not always perfect with shared accomodations.

Tomorrow is rear tire day!

Distance since departure - 16,749 km
Distance travelled today - 131 km
Stayed - Curup, Albergue (25 Peruvian Soles)
Weather - hot to cold as elevation changes.

After offroading in the dark last night it was great to see the sun out this am.  We did not have a long riding day scheduled so it was a relaxing breakfast at the Rat Cafe and it really felt a bit like being in the Swiss Alps.  Air was fresh, sun was shining, breakfast was great.  Mountain views were spectacular. It is hard to capture the splendour on film as you are so immersed in it, you can hardly take it all in.  A super wide angle lense might help but the human eye is such a miracle that a camera would have a tough time duplicating the images that appear regularly throughout the ride.

The town seems to survive on being a trek and climbing center.  I am sure there are mountains in the neighbourhood that I should know the name of of but climbing up stairs brings shortness of breath at this altitude and some serious acclimitization would be required to get me to go any further. Better stick with the fuel injected KTM for the hill climbs.  Bike is running good on a blend of premium and regular.  Premium is getting harder to find.  Back tire needs replacement in Lima.

Potholes take on a whole new meaning in the daytime. Once we do hit the road on pavement we learn quickly that dodging potholes in Peru is a real challenge.  There are many and they are deep.  Some will eat your wheel.  We decide to climb a mountain and head to the hidden lagoons and we must climb about 4000 feet from the town to find them.  Snow capped peaks are just a little beyond our reach before we turn back and head for Huaraz.  Check out the pics!

Distance since departure - 16,618 km
Distance travelled today - 444 km
Stayed -  Hostal Perla de la Los Andes in Town Square with indoor parking(20 Peruvian Soles)
Weather - Dry and dusty.

Distance since departure - 16,174 km
Distance travelled today - 517 km
Stayed - 3 Star  La Estacion(38 Peruvian Soles)
Weather - Nevada like desert conditions at sea level.